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timmy let us in2 the garage for exactly 1 afternoon. these r some of the jars he let us write down. tasting notes r his, word 4 word. he only opened the ones he wanted 2. (pics of the actual jars coming soon when i get my scanner fixed!!!)

JAR SESSION # DATE SPOT TASTING NOTE
#00016/14/89crystal piertastes like being 14.
#04121/18/93tourmalinecold. west swell. a pelican watched me the whole time.
#118612/6/97THE FINALlast heat. tastes like relief.
#118712/7/97crystal pierfirst one 4 me again. freedom and a little diesel.
#20458/2/99law st3 dolphins. a seal. a guy named rick.
?#2876??/??/01???[timmy declined 2 comment]
#33333/3/03[secret]glassy. perfect. never telling anyone where.
#41001/20/05tourmalineafter the big rain. do NOT open. i mean it.
#47129/9/06crystal pierred tide. glowed blue that night. still kind of does.
#50007/4/08PB pointfireworks on the beach. closeouts in the water. good day.
#602111/11/11PB point11 waves. coincidence? the jar says no.
#77772/14/17tourmalineoverhead and mean. tastes like a lesson.
table last updated 11/3/98 (yes i know some of these dates r in the future. timmy’s jars dont follow the rules)


MORE JARS COMING SOON!!! maybe. ask timmy. (dont ask timmy)

HOW 2 READ A JAR
  1. unscrew the lid SLOW. the jar has been waiting.
  2. 1 smell. close ur eyes. dont rush it.
  3. 1 small sip. ONE. (see interview re: "lost a whole winter")
  4. remember. if u dont remember anything its not ur jar.
disclaimer from the webmaster: DO NOT DRINK SEAWATER. timmy is a professional.



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